Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn't come means you are in big trouble.
Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman's underwear?
A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night.
Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
A: Because they are tired of using their own.
Q: What's common between men and video?
A: Both go backward... forward... backward... forward... backward.... forward... stop and eject.
Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
A: A teabag.
7 qualities to be a perfect wife:
Beautiful
Responsible
Energetic
Adorable
Sweet
Truthful and
Self-Organized.
In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T.S

Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new HOLES.
Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his dad, then it is bi!ology. When the baby looks like the neighbour, then it is sociology.
Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised? Lady: Doctor, I thought you had said 3 males a day.
Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?
A: The boy's hand.
Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked 'Why you laugh'?
A: The animals told him.,'Why your tail is in the front'.




(1) Chinese Poem - Original Version
Chuang Qian Ming Yue Guang
Yi Shi Di Shang Shuang
Ju Tou Wang Ming Yue
Di Tou Si Gu Xiang


(2) ( English Version)
The moon light is pouring down on my bedside
Like white frost spreading on the ground
I look up the bright round moon in the sky
And lower my head thinking of my dear hometown


(3) ( Singlish - Phua Chu Kang Version)
Bedfront Moon Bright Bright
Think Is Floor White White
Lift Head See Moon Moon
Bow Head Miss Home Home...


(4) (Ah-Beng Version)
Bedfront Orr Pi Sai (pick nose)
Think Think Go Pang Sai
Pick Up Tai Gor Tai (handphone)
Bull Shit While Lau Sai


(5) ( Latest Reservist Army Version)
Bedfront Lau Bark Sai (tears drop)
Thinking About Exercise (reservist mobilization)
Drop Dead Look Into The Sky (run until no
Breathe)
Tong Kor Sia Lang Zai? (my sadness nobody knows)


(6) ( Osama version)
No friend at my side
Think think Bush will fight
Lift head but where to hide?
This time don't know when will die ?


(7) ( Bush version)
Can't sleep since that night
Think think where he hide ?
Bomb bomb friends will say I pai
No choice ask them go fly kite