Today, I was shopping at COSTCO for a romantic evening with my girlfriend, I bought some flowers, dinner and a super pack of condoms, At the register behind me I heard somebody say "Good thing my daughter has a responsible boyfriend.It was my girlfriend's father. FML
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Today, I got very dressed up and was excited for my uncle's wedding.While standing in line for photos, I heard my dad's voice from behind me say "Who's the hot chick in the brown dress?" My uncle responds "Uh, that's your daughter". Silence. FML
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Today I went over to my girlfriend's house for dinner.Her parents seemed upset, so I tried to lighten the mood by saying, "Hey, at least the weekend is coming up and you guys won't have to go in for work.Apparently, they were upset because they BOTH got laid off from their jobs today. FML
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Three funniest stories that i just came across.
PISA survey sucked. Spent 3hrs+ just doing two stupid papers.
58(Q) questionaire and 57 Pages of English/SS/Math/Science questions ==
Got home only like at 6.30pm.
DAMN IT. POA BANK RECON. CHPT IN TYS HAVE TO COMPLETE BY TMR!@#$%&*
Bye. off to chiong some poa..