Origins

It is generally believed that the religion of ‘Gayism’ originated in 1933 under the facade of ‘Nazism’.

Nazism (German for homosexuality), also known as Gayism, was founded in 1933 by Adolf Hitler. Nazism refers to the political idealism of unnatural sexual activities.

Originally classified as a political idea comparable to communism, bestiality and the Anti-Pokemonism, Nazism was taken out of the category because of the decisive actions of Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler swiftly ordered the arrest and slaughter of millions of able Jew males who are known to have been raped by Hitler so as to instil a sexual mentality, now known as ‘fear’, in the minds of Germans.

Although the genocide resulted in the lost of innocent lives, it was extremely successful in spreading the idealism of Gayism. Germans were so strongly influenced by the massacre that they, too, have attained the unnatural ability of having sexual relations with people of the same sex and then killing off their gay partner. Over time however, the later act was completely left out after Hitler banned man-slaughter by unofficial-Nazis. This was because Hitler claimed he was caring for the good of the public after realising everyone was starting to kill each other resulting in the decline in population of gay gigolos that Hitler originally planned to exploit.

Other Compelling Theories

Chris Crocker

Although Hitler may have taken most of the limelight of creating Gays, some still argue that Hitler was not the original Gay. One such theory suggests that Chris Crocker was the original gay.

This theory suggests that the internet celebrity, who apparently defended Britney Spears in her time of need on YouTube, started the religion of Gay-ism. The basis of this theory actually stems from the unorthodox pronunciation of the word which coincides with Chris Crocker’s name. However, critics who enjoy stretching the truth has even gone so far to say that Chris Crocker inspired innocent young minds to join the religion of Gayism which was thought to have been extinct at the time.

Unfortunately, this theory has numerous loopholes. First of all, Chris was inspired by Britney Spears hence it is unfair to credit Chris for the start of the Gayism. However, it is also unfair to say that Britney Spears started Gayism because she, too, became gay because of Hitler.

Disease

In the modern world, Gayism is no longer considered a religion. In fact, scientists have even started to theorise that gay is actually a genetic disease.

Scientists claim that some people are just born gay:

“The disease of gay is actually the result of sugar, spice, and everything nice (with a little chemical X) which modifies the X and Y chromosomes, creating a whole new chromosome we like to call the G(ay)-chromosome.” -Chris Crocker, expert in gay and Gayism.

Indeed, this discovery has changed the way we look at gays. People of all ages all around the world have stopped making fun of gays after hearing the truth of the tragic fate endured by all gays. Instead, they have started making fun of their parents for having such pathetic genes and some even making fun of the genes in the gays themselves. However, gays should not be disappointed that they are no longer showered with spit and insults. Statistics show that it is only a matter of time before the gays become the centre of attention once again. =]

Other Gay Related Issues:

Homophobia

There is a widespread misconception that homophobia is the fear of gays. This is not true. Homophobia is the fear of not being able to bully a gay for at least once in their lives. Everyone needs to make fun of gays in their face at least once in their lives to be able to attain happiness.

In fact, reports have shown that 1 in every 0.5 gays are bullied in high school daily. This ground breaking report was the first report ever to show how amazing gays really are; They are the only group of people who have managed to have more than 100% of it’s population in any given report. Unfortunately, even with such high statistics, not every child would have the opportunity to bully a gay once in their lives because their population is too small.

Are you gay?

Many people are confused over their actual gender and want to know whether they are gay. I have compiled a list of common gay properties to hopefully give these people an insight to their actual gender.

Properties of a gay

• Low melting and high boiling point
• Square moustachular structure
• Coonducts STD’s such as AIDS
• Displaces Jews from it’s homeland
• Has chemistry with other gays
• Decomposes in the presence of Britney Spears rants to form water and messed make-ups
• Reacts with fire to form insurance money and worldwide recognition
• Can be cut with a knife
• Forms screeching sounds of agony during electrolysis